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Mel Levine Meets "The Fadbusters"Who You Gonna Call? Call FadBusters!(If you can tell us more about this piece, contact us!) "Fadbusters. How may we help?" "Oh, thank you. Thank you. North Carolina K-12 is about to swallow Dr. Mel Levine's 8 neurodevelopmental constructs.""This sounds serious, ma'am. Is there any data?" "He claims 25 year's worth!""Are you sure he isn't talking about "multiple intelligences?" "Yes. He says that in order to better understand how students' profiles affect their learning and performance at any time, those profiles are divided into "neurodevelopmental constructs." Constructs are groupings of related neurodevelopmental functions. They help to organize thinking and communicate about learning differences by focusing on the roles and interactions of neurodevelopmental functions with regard to specific behaviors. They also allow for flexibility in the ways that differences in learning are evaluated, while at the same time, pinpointing areas of learning breakdown and creating very specific plans for helping students succeed.""Now please remain calm, ma'am." "But he has been on Oprah and the state is buying his whole program! The State Board of Ed chairman is eating it up. According to one published report:"Sorry, ma'am. It sounds like you have a stage 4 metastasized fadoma. Board level adoption, training programs being planned, funds allocated -- all criteria of a stage 4. We should have caught this earlier when it was only a stage one." "There's no hope?""Well, checking your chart history, I see that the Board adopted Robert Marzano's "Thinking Maps" for restructuring the entire English curriculum in K-6 back in 1992. Have you recovered from that yet? "No. we were 49th in SAT's then, and we're 48th now 12 years later. Solid Whole Language.""Hmmmmm. Stage 4 Levine's Fadoma will interact with the residual effects of acute Marzano -- could be fatal. There's nothing we can do for you at this late stage. Sorry." "Thanks anyway." (sob, click)
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